www.socialsecurity.gov

Zanzibar (30 Seconds)

(Phone rings)

PATTY:
Hello

CATHY:
Patty!
I’ve decided to follow your lead and file for Social Security benefits online.

PATTY:
But Cath, aren’t you back in Zanzibar?

CATHY:
I just got on my laptop and went to socialsecurity.gov.
It took less than 15 minutes!

PATTY:
Wow!
You are a miracle worker.

CATHY: SHE PICKS UP A CAMERA
Well, Cheers, Patty. 
I’m off to film a baby rhino.

PATTY:
…A baby rhino…


(Music: “When cousins are two of a kind.”)